Last night I had a wonderful dream! It all started with me, an old perverted sex tourist, arriving in Bangkok, Thailand. I grab my bags, then a taxi and head down to the red-light city known as Pattaya. After I checked into my cheap hotel room, near walking street, I decided to take a stroll to see what confectionery I could find in the candy shops. I stopped in my favorite GoGo that serves 60 baht draft beers and teenage companionship. After my first sip of suds, I gazed up and saw the cutest brown skinned bubble butt Thai girl just shaking her money maker in my face. Immediately I ordered shots because liquor is quicker and jet-lag is best cured with candy apple creampies. Her name is Armmy and I was ready to enlist in her naval anatomy. My dream continued back in my room with the little cadet while she blew "Reveille" into my bugle and boy did I rise to attention. I parted her brown buns and sank my missile into her silo and began the launch sequence. Her teenage bunker was no match for my bombing boner. Well her pussy must have stepped on my land mine because I exploded the biggest load of seed deep into her fox hole. Mission accomplished, Then I woke up with a wet spot and thought "If only there was a place like that".